Chapter Seven

Getting Hitched

 Dakota was excited to make a new friend.

 This place is becoming a regular haunt for strays!

Several fun things to note: both Cesar and Rafe have green stink clouds, the ice cream trucks hangs around taunting Rafe's empty belly, and ... hey look, we have apples! Rafe just earned 20,000 happy point thingies and now has the super green thumb. *cheers*

After a little grooming ...

Rafe invites Hailey over.

Rafe is prepared to go on one knee. *GIDDY JOY*

Hailey jets out of there when she realizes this is all Rafe has to offer her. *crushing sorrow*

 *sniffle* No way, no how! I personally chose her as Rafe's spouse! So he WILL have her! *blows nose on tissue*

 Huh, she is acting like everything is fine and she didn't just turn her nose up at Rafe's hard-earned land.

Well, all seems to be forgiven so now is the time to strike.

And with a face like that, who would refuse him?

Hailey seems so surprised. But I guess after only one real date it is a bit of a surprise.

Goofy marriage poses and creepy paparazzi in the window.

I think I might cry tears of joy now. *sniffle*

And that makes it official! Rafe has a wife.

 Check it out! Hailey has a car. Sweet!

The newly weds deserve some time to themselves. So I have sent them to the "Cherry Blossom Lodge" by vcosley for a short honeymoon. Their stay is on me. *It's free anyway*  

 The top floor is the Honeymoon Suite complete with kitchenette.

 First on the agenda is feeding the starving man ... cold soup, while his bride slurps something questionable.

 What's next on the agenda?

 Like you had to ask. It starts here and ends in the ...

 ... bathroom? With some strange woman watching?! *KINKY*

 OMG, she is not.... I mean that is ....

 *LMAO* That is a new one for me. Never had the paparazzi take pics of my Sims in the shower before.

 At least she shows some modesty and turns when Rafe steps out completely naked.

 But, damn, if he don't look right proud of himself. After she left, it took two more tries before the coveted jingle could be heard.

They fell exhausted into bed around 5 am. I used the time they spent sleeping to build...

... THIS! *Ta Da* OK, it's not much but I'm not much of a builder anyway.

Unfortunately, I couldn't afford a crib or walls for a room for Julio so it seems he gets to stay with his mother a while longer.