Friday, October 21, 2011

Chapter Two

Hello, Ladies!

 Rafe, she is only in High School! You will have to control your urges until a suitable wife can be found.

 For now, you may bike yo @$$ to City Hall and fill out the forms for self-employment as a farmer.

 Yes, such a pretty butterfly. Now can we move on to.... $400!!?? Bring that bad boy to the research facility!

 WHile Rafe was catching butterflies, I spotted a dear running through someone's yard.

 Rafe didn't see it because he was too busy spotting the young lady walking outside with only half a shirt on. Using his charms, he got himself invited in.

 Doesn't that always happen? You get invited to a hot chicks place and you poo in her toilet then the darned thing doesn't flush. I would get PO-ed too.

 Um ... I don't think she likes you eating organic soup out of HER fridge, Rafe. No matter how far you can twist your neck.

 Don't do it, Rafe! She is onto your tricks. You are going to get ...

 (Aww, look at that cute puppy destroying the outside furniture.)

  .... CAUGHT! Told you not to do it. Now you are gonna spend the next couple of hours embarrassed as heck and you have no one to blame but yourself.
 
 Cesar, go control your human before he does something else to make himself look like a donkey.

 Rafe made it to the Science Facility (finally) and without any more scandal. 
 Unless you want to count that whole "horse showing his butt" ordeal.

 So the fellas headed back home for some needed rest.

 Male Bonding

 More Male Bonding

 I think Cesar had too much male bonding. He went off to see a ... lady friend.

 Meet Ditz! ( I am guessing she is a lady since I was given the "try for puppies" interaction.)

 Unfortunatley, she doesn't put out on the first date so Cesar wound up sleeping on the couch. Which is better than he had at home ... the ground.

 Got some news for ya, Bucko, Cesar left your butt for some tail. But it's nice that you go ahead and keep his bowl full.

 As well as your own belly. *YUM*

 Lookie at what I made you? A wall, a toilet, and a shower. You may kiss my feet now. 

 *OIY* Your garden is despicable!

 No rest until it is all done: weed, water, and ...

 A Bird!!!

 Do you have any idea how much that bird id worth?!  (*@#$% ) $800! Hey look, another one!

 Not nearly as impressive at $600 but you know what? That will build you some walls and you will have an honest-to-God outhouse.

I don't know why I sent him to the consignment store. Logically, that is where you would sell animals. *Meh* We sold them through the black market. But this was the perfect time to meet some ladies.
 Of the two, Juanita was the prettiest and the one giving Rafe the eye. But alas, she is married. But if push comes to shove, that won't matter. 

 For now, Rafe chatted up Imogen (wth kinda name is that?) and made plans to chat later. It was getting dark and my dude was getting tired.

Although no sign of Cesar (we all know what he's doing and I better see some darn puppies soon), Rafe was greeted with this magnificent sight right next to his land.

 I think his stink scared it away. Come back beautiful horse that I want Rafe to ride!

 But Rafe has his priorities. Nom Nom Nom And despite the attention from Hicks-ville Paparazzi ...
... Rafe got some sleep, Cesar came slinking home, and I made an outhouse.

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